As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. You've been stealing! [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. "Well at least we know Potter's an . My sweet! The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. [59] Later that same month, after Gryffindor's abysmal performance in their Quidditch match against Hufflepuff, the Slytherin sang Weasley is Our King so loudly and frequently that Filch banned the song from the corridors out of sheer irritation.[60]. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. It's rather depraved. Destiny is not written in stone Oh God Not Again! After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Harry Potter is a slut. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. Like why he hates students so much. Strange, but consensual. AU. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. On luonnollista haluta lis heti kun on saanut ensi maistiaisen - ja min syytn itseni siit, ett annoin sen maistiaisen sinulle"SK s. 203. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. The twins are confused and horny. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. He felt perfectly content. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? This is a Triwizard clue! Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. PEEVES! flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. [A non-magical AU. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. Lots of sex. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. 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[70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. Egg? Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. The Second Wizarding War began. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. 7. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. What are they doing here? I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. PEEVES! There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. I am legitimately sad about it now. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. Work Search: Community content is available under. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Please consider turning it on! 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